Thursday, April 28, 2011

Conservative Bavaria....

As someone who belongs to one of the "regulierte Berufe" (regulated professions) in Germany, I've been trying to figure out the requirements to have my qualifications recognised here. This being Germany, there is a whole host of rules and regulations relating to this (the German lawyers think all this makes it clearer - but that is a whole another post altogether).

Anway, one of the requirements to get my degrees recognised is that I be a EU citizen. So HK (my husband) and I went to the Ausländerbehörde (the Department for Foreigners) to talk about citizenship requirements.  Long story short, there is a fast track process for spouses of German citizens to take German citizenship.

BUT..... for the German spouse to prove his German citizenship he has to prove a "chain of citizenship" in Bavaria all the way back to 1938 - this means that he has to provide a list of documents including birth certificates of parents and paternal grandparents and their marriage certificates.

When you thinks about it, someone who is the son of a naturalised citizen (a Turkish Gästarbeiter for example) would not be able to meet the citizenship requirement even if they were a citizen from birth! And the weirdest thing is that only Bavaria traces it back to 1938; it looks as if the son of the Turkish Gästarbeiter would only need to show his passport in Berlin.

This is so inexplicable. The clerk at the Ausländerbehörde (who had a Slavic surname and probably would not have met the test) even said it was like a Aryan test!

I think it is easy to cry racism (and who knows that may be the main reason), but at a minimum it is also provincialism.  There is always a political hullabaloo when someone says something like "Germany is not an immigration country", but I think this shows that that is true.

What is odd about all this is that, in fact, the German process for spouses to get citizenship is quicker and less cumbersome than in many other countries (India and in the US for sure and maybe Britain as well).


Friday, April 15, 2011

Learning a foreign language

After the one course at Goethe in October, I've been learning German on my own for the last 6 months - until today that is.  I decided to take classes again (since my firm offered to pay for it).

I consider myself proficient in German these days - I understand people, can read and can communicate (read and write).   My German is, for example, way better than my Hindi.  I couldn't read a book or write an email in Hindi.  But today's lesson made me think about how long it takes to be "fluent" in a language (especially one like German).

I think what is so difficult with German is the Grammar.  Learning the vocabulary is in comparison so easy! For instance, in English to say that something holds true for all of a country, it is either "for all of India" and, sometimes, "for all of THE US or UK".  So there are at the most two variations. 

German has several variations depending on the country.  So there is:

- für ganz Deutschland,
- für DIE ganzE Schweiz,
- für DIE ganzEN USA,
- für DEN ganzEN Iran and so on.

I keep thinking that there should be some way to learn the language quickly.  But accreting this sort of information is so slow and painful.  There is a certain logic to these changes, but one has to apply so many different rules simultaneously to get this correct.  It is probably going to take years of being in the country before I can consider myself fluent. 

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Me and the Colonel

I've been watching this old 50s movie about a Polish jew escaping from Paris along with (of all unlikely partners) an anti-semitic colonel - http://youtu.be/HLa7VoqMZ0U

This is the only comic take I've seen on the Nazis.  Here are some funny lines from the movie:

German officer: The efficiency of our army takes all the joy out of life.

German officer: We can't help our militarism (even if we lose).  But we always almost win!

Colonel from time to time:  In the cathedral of my heart, a candle was always burning for you.
Jacobowsky: That must be the best-lit cathedral in Europe.

Jacobowsky to Colonel:  There is no doubt that you have one of the best minds of the twelfth century.


A jewish friend once told me that the two Rs that are the essence of the Jewish spririt are resignation and resourcefulness.  The film shows this wonderfully. 

Monday, April 11, 2011

FAZ talks about managers' affairs

The lead article in the Economy section of the Sunday paper talks about how affairs at work (or messy personal lives) affect managers' careers:  Wenn Affären der Karriere schaden

This is really the sort of fluff used to fill newspapers on a slow news day (never mind that it was the first thing I read in the Sunday paper :)). 

But the article sheds light on German attitudes to work and play.  The thrust of the article seems to be that managers' personal lives (in particular with "cliched platinum blondes focussed on shopping") are relevant mainly because of internal office politics. 

What is interesting is what is omitted from the article. No difference is made between an affair with a subordinate and with someone out of the office! And, no mention is made of the bad judgment such behavious shows. Does this show the higher tolerance to such behaviour in Germany?

Friday, April 8, 2011

Schwäbische Sparsamkeit!

Every other NY Times article on Germany makes sure to mention that Germans are "thrifty" and that they are great "comparison shoppers". German aversion to debt is so steeped in the culture. When one realises that the word for debt and for guilt are the same (Schuld), that tells you all about German attitute to debt.

Came across something that threw this into sharp contrast a few weeks ago. Was 25 cents short of cash when buying at the cheese shop where we buy every week. The shop owner said that we could pay them next week, but we could see that they were not happy about it. So once we got home, we went back to the shop to pay the remaining 50 cents, and they were surprised and happy! And then the shop owner said: "Ist es nicht schön ohne Schuld in das Wochenende zu gehen?" - i.e. isn't it great to go debt free into the weekend?!!!

Here is Munich!

"On any person who desires such queer prizes, New York will bestow the gift of loneliness and the gift of privacy." So begins E.B. White's classic Here is New York. The description of New York still holds true after all these years.

Six months into the move. It's a beautiful spring day in Munich. Am at work having a slow day and musing about all what is so special about Munich.... .